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  • Bloody Dingo Bit Me Bikkie – Hilarious Aussie Folk-Rock News Update

    Bloody Dingo Bit Me Bikkie – Hilarious Aussie Folk-Rock News Update

    Dingo Disaster! Hilarious Aussie Folk-Rock Anthem 🦘🔥 | MUST WATCH

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    Lyrics:

    [Verse 1]
    I took me tinny to K’gari, a paradise for the free,
    Just me, the missus, a snag in foil, and lil’ Matty on a spree.
    We pitched a tent by the paperbarks, the mozzies had a feed,
    But it weren’t the bugs nor the crocs that made young Matty bleed.

    [Chorus]
    Oh bloody dingo bit me bikkie, right outta me kid’s damn hand!
    Bit more than just a snack, mate, now he’s banned from the sand.
    Stabbed him with a fuckin’ stick, bush-style first aid plan—
    Now the ranger’s pissed, the news is lit, and I’m banned from the whole damn land!

    [Verse 2]
    They say “Don’t feed the wildlife,” but the bugger helped hisself,
    Snatched a Wagon Wheel and a chunk o’ foot, straight off the pantry shelf.
    Little Matty screamed like a magpie dive, I tripped on the bloody esky,
    Dingo stared me down like, “Come on, mate!”—cheeky bastard, cocky and pesky.

    [Chorus]
    Oh bloody dingo bit me bikkie, and a bit o’ Matty’s toe,
    We were screamin’, bleedin’, shittin’ bricks—what a family show!
    I poked him with a hiking pole, he yelped and off he ran,
    Now the telly says I’m the villain, while Dingo Dan’s a goddamn fan.

    [Bridge] (Break it down with a harmonica solo and slow pub chant)
    Now they’re writin’ headlines, callin’ me a fiend,
    But I ain’t got a dingo-hide purse or some psycho wacko dream.
    I just did what Dad would do, bush sense ain’t a crime—
    You bite my bloody ankle-biter, you’re gonna get poked in time!

    [Chorus]
    Yeah, bloody dingo bit me bikkie, and a chunk o’ family pride,
    Bit me kid then legged it—yeah, you’d think the island cried!
    So raise a can to Matty’s toe, and poke a stick for me,
    Next time you camp on sacred sand, bring more than herbal tea!

    🎵 [Outro]
    “Oi, you reckon the dingo’ll sue me now? Get me a lawyer with a bloody leash!”

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  • Kamala Shreds, Cooper Freaks, Biden Snoozes – Hilarious Cartoon Rock Anthem – Motherfuckin’ Cooper Blues

    Kamala Shreds, Cooper Freaks, Biden Snoozes – Hilarious Cartoon Rock Anthem – Motherfuckin’ Cooper Blues

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    Music

    Lyrics:

    Verse 1
    Old Joe’s up at Camp David, catchin’ Z’s between the drills,
    Coach says “Run it again!”—but he’s huntin’ cough-drops for the chills.
    Teleprompter’s sweatin’ bullets, his jaw hangin’ loose and wide,
    Staff yell, “Close your damn mouth!”—bro, the soul already died.

    Pre-Chorus
    CNN lights up like Christmas, Anderson’s grin razor-thin,
    Kamala steps in the ring to spin that slow-start-strong-finish spin.

    Chorus
    Motherfkin’ Cooper!**—you poked the Veep with fire,
    She called you what she called you and stomped off plumb-tired.
    “Slow start, strong finish?”—yeah, kiss my red-white-blue,
    We’re runnin’ on fumes and cough-drops, baby, and the whole damn world knew.

    Verse 2
    Tapper’s droppin’ chapter bombs, “Original Sin” on the shelf,
    Paints a picture of a campaign tryin’ to hide its own damn self.
    Jump-cuts on the promo vids, edits thick as thieves,
    ’Cause Joe can’t spit two minutes straight without losin’ all his keys.

    Pre-Chorus 2
    Kamala’s off-camera fumin’, “That motherf**ker!” she cries,
    ’Cause Anderson dared to ask her if Coma-Joe should retire.

    Chorus
    Motherfkin’ Cooper!**—you cracked the porcelain smile,
    Now the Veep’s droppin’ F-bombs that echo half a mile.
    “Slow start, strong finish?”—bullshit dressed in blue,
    If naps were foreign policy, we’d be G-20-proof.

    Breakdown
    Crowd: “Slow start!”
    Band: “MY ASS!”
    Crowd: “Strong finish!”
    Band: “KISS GLASS!”
    Crowd: “Mother—”
    Band: “F**KIN’ COOPER!”

    Final Chorus
    Motherfkin’ Cooper!**—you swung the brightest lamp,
    Now every aide in D.C. is stampin’ “CRISIS” on the stamp.
    Kamala’s backstage screamin’, Joe’s searchin’ for his shoe,
    And the book says history’s written by the ones who leaked it…
    Goddamn right—it’s true!

    Outro
    “And that’s how you turn a debate dumpster-fire into a platinum-plated rock ’n’ roll anthem. Tip your bartenders, muzzle your hot mics, and remember—you mess with the Cooper, you get the F-bomb. Good night, motherf**kers!”